By Sumiitra Yiohan Sooriaarratchi
George Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008) my favorite comedian is undoubtedly the greatest comedian of all time. He was so accurate in his observations of human behavior, hypocrisy of society, religion as a system of control, consumerism, advertising, censorship, environmentalism, politics, the changes in the usage of the English language and criticism of the whole system that we put-up with. His performances are a real treat to watch and always a good reminder to not take life too seriously, see through all the nonsense and just don’t give a shit.
Check out these funny quotes and hilarious videos. Enjoy! 😛 
“The planet is fine. The people are fucked.” – George Carlin
“Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.” – George Carlin
“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.” – George Carlin
“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”
― George Carlin
“Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.” – George Carlin
- Saving the Planet
- George Carlin Talks About Advertising
- On America and Shopping Malls
- Modern Man
- Hypocrisy of Politicians
- Euphemisms
- Religion is Bullshit
- On Fat People
- Seven Words You Can’t Say on Television
- America is Full of Shit
