George Carlin – The Greatest Stand-Up Comedian

By Sumiitra Yiohan Sooriaarratchi

George Carlin (May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008) my favorite comedian is undoubtedly the greatest comedian of all time. He was so accurate in his observations of human behavior, hypocrisy of society, religion as a system of control, consumerism, advertising, censorship, environmentalism, politics, the changes in the usage of the English language and criticism of the whole system that we put-up with. His performances are a real treat to watch and always a good reminder to not take life too seriously, see through all the nonsense and just don’t give a shit.

Check out these funny quotes and hilarious videos. Enjoy!   😛 

“The planet is fine. The people are fucked.” – George Carlin

“Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.” – George Carlin

“The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.”  – George Carlin

“Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?”
George Carlin

“Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.” – George Carlin

  1. Saving the Planet
  2. George Carlin Talks About Advertising
  3. On America and Shopping Malls
  4. Modern Man
  5. Hypocrisy of Politicians
  6. Euphemisms
  7. Religion is Bullshit
  8. On Fat People
  9. Seven Words You Can’t Say on Television
  10. America is Full of Shit

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